FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 04, 2000

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man: Excuse me. Girls? I noticed you taking that CD out of your purse and returning it to the shelf back in that store. I can't tell you how glad I am you chose to do that....Because I also noticed when you first slipped it INTO your purse. Nicole: Would either of you happen to know CPR? Paige: Not to competitive, but I think my glad beats your glad. man: Understand we'd be having a very different conversation right now.