FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 22, 2001
April 21, 2001
April 23, 2001
Transcript:
Paige's friend: Miss Rockbottom? Do we really have to run four more laps? Paige: Madam, we beseech thy fair nature. Paige's friend: It's too much! It's too far! We'll die! Page: Prithee grant mercy, for this track doth show none! Paige's friend: Honest! Paige: Verily! Miss Rockbottom: Girls, this is P.E., not drama class. Keep moving. Paige's friend: Nice British accent. Paige: All my prior acting's been in Shakespeare, ok?!
luckygal123 almost 13 years ago
funny
Comix Master almost 11 years ago
LOL
Clayton72 almost 7 years ago
no one talks like that in britain and i know b\ecause i live in lon\don
Jogger2 about 2 years ago
Kid wants to join the track team. After school, he shows up to workout with the team. After the workout, coach asks him “Son, how do you feel?” Kid replies “I feel great, Coach! I feel terrific!” Coach says “Well, then you didn’t work out hard enough. Get back out there, for 4 more miles.”
Next day, the kid shows up and works out with the team. Coach asks “Son, how do you feel?” Kid says “I feel awful, Coach. I’m achy, I’m tired.” Coach says “Then you’re out of shape. Get back out there for 4 more miles.”
The 3rd day, the kid shows up and works out with the team. Coach asks “Son, how do you feel?” Kid replies “Coach, I’m feeling exactly the way you think I should be feeling.”