Dear Mr. Last Kiss:
I’m a philosophy major (It’s not like there are any jobs out there anyway!) and it’s really hard because I have to think a lot. And here’s one of the things I thought about: If a tree falls in a forest and you make love in the bushes and no one’s around can you still pretend you’re a virgin?
I can’t decide. What do you think?
–Slightly Pregnant
Dear Slightly,
You can always pretend you’re a virgin–especially in forests. Some forests are better than others, however. Virgin forest are best. And they’re easy to spot. They’re the ones with unicorns.
–Mr. Last Kiss
Actually Mr Lustig you are recycling a comic from the 50-60 era and hopefully making a profit. I think the comic gig is pretty safe. However I am sure GM and Lehman Bros employees felt their jobs were safe also. Keep doing the side gig.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator almost 15 years ago
Dear Mr. Last Kiss: I’m a philosophy major (It’s not like there are any jobs out there anyway!) and it’s really hard because I have to think a lot. And here’s one of the things I thought about: If a tree falls in a forest and you make love in the bushes and no one’s around can you still pretend you’re a virgin? I can’t decide. What do you think? –Slightly Pregnant
Dear Slightly, You can always pretend you’re a virgin–especially in forests. Some forests are better than others, however. Virgin forest are best. And they’re easy to spot. They’re the ones with unicorns. –Mr. Last Kiss
margueritem almost 15 years ago
Hey John, great advice column! You could give Dear Abby a run for her money.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator almost 15 years ago
Thanks, Marg. I’m branching out–just in case comics are a passing fad.
4deerinmyyard almost 15 years ago
If you make love in the bushes–and no one’s around–you might not need to pretend all that hard.
mrsullenbeauty almost 15 years ago
Well, something should be hard.
one-non_blonde almost 15 years ago
I love it when the artist interacts with the audience!! Mr. Lustig, I hear this internet thing is just a fad too…LOL
drtom01 almost 15 years ago
Actually Mr Lustig you are recycling a comic from the 50-60 era and hopefully making a profit. I think the comic gig is pretty safe. However I am sure GM and Lehman Bros employees felt their jobs were safe also. Keep doing the side gig.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator almost 15 years ago
Blonde, everything is just a fad. I’m waiting for the Internet to be replaced by mental telepathy.
Edcole1961 almost 15 years ago
The copyright laws would prevent that from happening. Everyone would claim they thought of it first.
one-non_blonde almost 15 years ago
LMAO…I love your work!
kab2rb almost 15 years ago
You and another author of gocomics are the only ones who respond to commits. That is great could get ideas from people.