FoxTrot by Bill Amend for June 10, 2003

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Andy: Where have you been all day? Peter: Denise and I went to get pizza. Andy: I tried calling your cell phone a dozen times! Why didn't you answer? Peter: The battery is dead. Andy: You've been gone for six hours, Peter! Do you honestly expect me to believe you were eating pizza the whole time?! Andy: I've only seen you eat pizza for four hours. Peter: The, um, service was slow?