Jason: Care for a little eggnog? Paige: Ick! Blecch! Gross! That stuff makes me hurl! Jason. Whoops. I forgot. Jason: Care for a lot of eggnog? Paige: Don't make me hurl you.
It’s sure a great party, and you’re a great host,But please, no more egg nog, ‘cause egg nog is gross!
Egg nog is gooey, it sticks in my throat,It’s icky, it’s yucky, and it makes me bloat!
Egg nog by the gallon, egg nog by the cupTastes just the same going down, as it does coming up!
I’ll wrap up your presents with ribbon and tag,But please, no more egg nog, ’cause it makes me gag!
(Note to advertisers – I remember every word of that song, but if you put a gun to my head, I wouldn’t be able to tell you what the commercial was advertising.)
Boxo croco says happy derby over 4 years ago
I actually like eggnog and cannot perceive anybody not liking it
BrenHanks about 4 years ago
eggnog is really good but i hate drinking alot of it
Ummm... What? about 4 years ago
How do you not like something that packs 400 calories in a small glass???
phoenixnyc about 3 years ago
It’s sure a great party, and you’re a great host,But please, no more egg nog, ‘cause egg nog is gross!
Egg nog is gooey, it sticks in my throat,It’s icky, it’s yucky, and it makes me bloat!
Egg nog by the gallon, egg nog by the cupTastes just the same going down, as it does coming up!
I’ll wrap up your presents with ribbon and tag,But please, no more egg nog, ’cause it makes me gag!
(Note to advertisers – I remember every word of that song, but if you put a gun to my head, I wouldn’t be able to tell you what the commercial was advertising.)