FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 29, 2005

Transcript:

Paige: You're going dressed as a ninja? Jason: I'm not a ninja, I'm a black hole. The one suspected to be in the M87 galaxy, to be specific. Rather than waste a lot of energy running around the neighborhood, I can just stand in one place and my gravity will attract all the candy to me. Paige: I'll admit your costume's pretty sucky. Jason: Woohoo! So it's working!