FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 10, 2008
February 03, 2008
February 17, 2008
Transcript:
Jason: Every year my teacher makes us give Valentine's Day cards to the whole class. And every year I'm terrified a girl is going to over-analyze something I write and think it's a subconscious expression of love. So this year I've written a computer program to generate Valentine's day cards using all random words. Now there's nothing to interpret. Here, watch - I'll make a card for Brittney Connor... Message: "wish Blue Spatula Ellipse." Jason: And one more for Marry Ellen Lopez... Message: "Rain Several Uneven Possum." Jason: And one for Eileen Jacobson... Message: "You are so cute." Peter: Nothing to interpret, eh? Jason: Hmm. Guess I'll try that one again.... Message: "Jason plus Eileen forever."
Nuttypearls115 over 12 years ago
One of those made him a hypocrite. I’m not saying which.
RobTan about 11 years ago
The computer has gained sentience and it is a shipper
FoxtrotFan almost 7 years ago
The computer has more sense than him
MJ J about 5 years ago
Mary ellen is from big nate.
Anonymous... over 3 years ago
This comic is 2 days after I was born
intimidation297 10 months ago
Ifruit is gone :(