FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 15, 2009
February 08, 2009
February 22, 2009
Transcript:
Andy: Jason, would you like some pancakes made using the heart-shaped spatula your father gave me as my Valentine's gift? Jason: Sure. Andy:Paige, would you like some pancakes made using the heart-shaped spatula your father gave me as my Valentine's gift? Paige: Ok. Andy: Peter, would you like some pancakes made using the heart-shaped spatula your father gave me as my Valentine's gift? Peter: Yes, please. Jason: I'm noticing Mom's not offering you any pancakes. Roger: I'm noticing that, too. Andy: Jason, would you like seconds?
margueritem almost 16 years ago
She likes that spatula as much as she liked that extension cord.
SaintRCat almost 16 years ago
Frankly, I find Andy’s behavior horrible. Judging from his amazing ability to be a failure at…well, life, it’s cruel for her to expect him to live up to standards he is incapable of achieving.
txmystic almost 16 years ago
Don’t be fooled…she definitely sneaked some tofu into the batter SOMEhow…
rayannina almost 16 years ago
They’re soy pancakes, you know it.
Smartone2000 almost 16 years ago
What did SHE give HIM. She should just take the spatula and love it.
Durak Premium Member almost 16 years ago
He’s afraid to tell her that it’s a fly swatter, not a spatula.
cleokaya almost 16 years ago
At least Roger thought about her, bought her a gift and remembered that it was Valentine’s Day.
m_ortal almost 16 years ago
Bought the Missus a load of manure for her flower bed. Big hit.
mfboyd almost 16 years ago
a load of manure defines the commercialized intent of the holiday.
chinook2 almost 16 years ago
ohhh an extension cord! soooooo romantic!
Northwoodser almost 16 years ago
When did the day become a day for one way gift giving?
Dahliamma almost 16 years ago
No good gift goes unpunished.
Darke83 almost 16 years ago
Didn’t he give her a spatula for V-day 2007? What a horrific memory…
lucjoy7 almost 16 years ago
V-tine’s Day is never one way in my house. I buy candy for my husband and children. And, get this, they really don’t have to get me anything (but I know that they will anyway).
Geekologist almost 16 years ago
My girl tried to murder last sunday. I had forgotten it was valentines day completely…. I HATE being attacked by girls.
ishannon5289 almost 14 years ago
Her annual hypocrisy. She insists that there is nothing wrong with practicle gifts yet is furrious when Rodger gives them to her.
fmasroor over 12 years ago
How are there seconds after Peter’s done?
AsrielTriforce over 5 years ago
I don’t get it
PeterFox-the ultimately based anti spammer of GC over 3 years ago
i was the most polite.
Da Cat Guy over 2 years ago
???
Da Cat Guy 5 months ago
Here’s a kitchen tool that Jason probably would love: >