FoxTrot by Bill Amend for August 30, 2009

Ah, she’s feeling so-so.

Let me guess Page.

… “not excited.”

Wow, Andy. Don’t you know Paige by now? Haha, Amend scores again. Is the man ever not funny? I think not.

so so so /…………………( NOT inclined )

I wish my wife would stop at 140 characters

If ever there were a case for “brevity is the soul of wit”, here it is. :)

One can only wonder how Paige writes e-mails, which have MUCH larger limits.

Grampa, what’s an “e-mail”?

love it ddd

Paige has been in High School for what, over 20 years now? How would you feel?

There’s a quicker way to tweet angst - link an appropriate YouTube ditty.

Would’ve nice if the Twitter went “so, so, so… so, so, s”—

Andy, please! How dare you look over your daughter’s shoulder as she makes a school-related Twitter page? A little privacy would be nice!

Allow me to finish your thought with an SAT word - “ambivalent”.

Paige , when you get married you can use with out limit. ALL the words in ALL the books on that locked-in lucky special someone.

I think the characters need to all age 1 year - it could add some more things for them to do and think about :)

I do like this comic and wishit would be daily again.

You got your wish it is .

I feel the same way, so you’re not alone, Paige.

I agree with krisl73. Those characters need to age a year. They’ve been stuck in that time warp for way too long!

It’s the nature of comic strips. Even “For Better or for Worse” started keeping their characteras at the same age.

I think For Better For Worse keeps their characters at the same age because she isn’t writing it anymore. That was what I remember hearing a few years ago after she and her husband (the dentist) were divorced.

THEY KEEP SHOWING THAT COMIC!!!!!!!!

OMG that is hilarious, Mom’s always assume that!! HE HE

funniest amazon review ever for ocamo xbox ripoff:

Ps4, Xbox, Any PC build just give upJanuary 11, 2019Absolutely insane. This thing has everything. This deserves a JD product of the year award. Whoever created this, you are a true genius. I wouldn’t be suprised if the creator of this product was a 7 year old Indian kid studying Astro physics at Yale. It’s such an original design. Unfortunately, Microsoft copied their exact same interior and exterior design to try to compete. This game runs any thing on ultra-high settings with no lag. Clear, crisp and uncut connection to almost any monitor or television. I have a horrible tv and this console made the picture 1080p. Absolutely nuts. I ran several durability examinations to see what this bad boy can put up with. I first threw it off of a helicopter 1,000 feet in the air. Not a scratch. Then, I ran over it with a 2,000 kilogram semi-truck. Just a couple nicks on the case, but still ran like a champ. I then used a hydrollic press while it was sumbmerged under water. It destroyed the hydrollic press and absorbed the water. It only became more powerful. For the last test, I got some lighter fluid and a flame thrower. As soon as it was lit, it immediately rejected the flames. It ended up becoming more powerful and life size. It attacked me and my family. It tied up my wife and children. It is too powerful. The more I try to destroy it, the more dangerous it gets. Older generations always told us to be aware of artificial intelligence having complete rule over society. I never believed it, but the day has come. I am currently hiding in my liquor cabinet, drinking the days away as I hear my console cause my family to shriek I’m horror. I hate this console, but I must give my honest opinion and say it is the most ingenius product ever to be marketed to mankind. This console should be a religion. Nonetheless, I give this 100/5 stars. Take my money, take my family. Ocamo, you have won. The universe is in your possession

try again, Andy.

Andy… you don’t know your daughter at all…

andy how would you think that