FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 11, 2009
Transcript:
Paige: What's for dinner? Andy: Spaghetti. Paige: Let me guess...with tofu? Andy: No, no. With ground beef. Paige: I assume the noodles are the disgusting brown rice kind. Andy: Nope. Normal noodles. Paige: What's the sauce? Some sort of salt-free, sugar-free, vitamin-enriched concoction? And: I just grabbed a jar of pre-made sauce. I'm not sure what's in it. Something wrong? Paige: Did you tell Mom we watched "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" last night? Peter: Is she messing with you, too?
margueritem about 15 years ago
Way to mess with their heads, Andi!
yyyguy about 15 years ago
either “body snatchers” or “stepford wives”
ejcapulet about 15 years ago
I’m okay with the “healthfood” sauce as long as it’s loaded with chili peppers and garlic (lots of vitamin C!), but - please - no tofu or grody whole-grain noodles. YUCK!
cleokaya about 15 years ago
ejcapulet - I agree. I love almost everything, but whenever my wife suggests tofu, I cringe. I have a healthy diet, but there is no reason you have to make a healthy meal disgusting (and I’m not talking about tofu), everything that Andy makes is about as appealing as an old tire.
ZetaZeta about 15 years ago
Sodiummmm <3
Ushindi about 15 years ago
OK, cleo, I’LL talk about it instead - tofu is disgusting. There, I said it and I’m NOT sorry!
puddleglum1066 about 15 years ago
Toe food …. ?
kab2rb about 15 years ago
I had tofu at a chienese long time ago and I didn’t like it. At home never tofu. I know use, I know yuk not hamburger for me but turkeybugers, I have no fats. Absolultly no fried foods.
legaleagle48 about 15 years ago
yyyguy said, about 20 hours ago
either “body snatchers” or “stepford wives”
No kidding. My instinctive response would be, “All right – who are you, and what have you done with my mother?”
ejcapulet about 15 years ago
Over here, they have about a trillion kinds of tofu and, no, you are NOT supposed to eat it a lot. There are two kinds that are really tasty and nice; the kind you get in the US is the slimiest, most nasty stuff to curse a dinner table.
eardroppings about 15 years ago
Ha! Furienna Good one
bgerard about 15 years ago
Furienna said, about 12 hours ago
What’s ground beef?
A cow with no legs
CalebDaBell over 7 years ago
Ground beef is- here better to demonstrate— goes and stuffs a cow in a blender
minecraftlover9195 about 4 years ago
Took me a bit to get it lol
MJ J about 4 years ago
I don’t get it. Someone please explain.
Lemmy Koopa over 3 years ago
I watched invasion of the body snatchers when I was 8, and for MONTHS I refused to sleep, (although I always fell asleep at some point) and sometimes I would go into the hall gripping my pillow and lay down. And I am still, even now, that bad when it comes to scary movies. (I haven’t watched a scary movie 2 and a half years.
The Unauthorized Account of Reinhold Messner almost 2 years ago
Invasion of the body snatchers is good