Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for August 10, 2009

Cute.

I suppose he comes to your house to help you pick your nose.

We make schnoz calls.

I hope he’s not as untrained and incompetent at what he does as the average Geek Squad worker. Maybe he steals copies of your boogers while working on your nose, too.

Honk for a new honker.

Next think you know we’ll be seeing infomercials for NAZIK MD

We’ll pick your nose so you won’t have to.

boy i haven’t seen any kind of doctor who makes house calls since the ’60s

I wonder if they’ll let you pick your friend’s nose.