That’s why it’s always a good idea to take your crucifix and holy water with you on your neighborhood walks - I always do (they DO work on monsters as well as vampires, don’t they?)
Sorry, Ushindi, they only work on vampires. Did you ever see the Frankenstein monster, Godzilla, King Kong, the wolfman, creature from the black lagoon, mummy, etc run from holy water or a cross? Just don’t go out at night (especially during a full moon), wear your sneakers (the mummy is pretty slow and the creature isn’t too bright), avoid Tokyo and the Empire State building, and you should be all right.
Sisyphos over 15 years ago
He may not be so slow, now! Leopold, you’re a bit, uhh, rotund yourself and have short legs: how fast are you?
kimberphi over 15 years ago
don’t underestimate Leopold. Especially if it involves having a neighbor for dinner…
bald over 15 years ago
but will leopold share with travis and gary??
Ushindi over 15 years ago
That’s why it’s always a good idea to take your crucifix and holy water with you on your neighborhood walks - I always do (they DO work on monsters as well as vampires, don’t they?)
alan.gurka over 15 years ago
Sorry, Ushindi, they only work on vampires. Did you ever see the Frankenstein monster, Godzilla, King Kong, the wolfman, creature from the black lagoon, mummy, etc run from holy water or a cross? Just don’t go out at night (especially during a full moon), wear your sneakers (the mummy is pretty slow and the creature isn’t too bright), avoid Tokyo and the Empire State building, and you should be all right.