Free Range by Bill Whitehead for December 18, 2008

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    Digital Frog  about 16 years ago

    That’s like how I pulled my kid’s loose teeth when they were little. I’d tie some dental floss around the tooth, and then say “Look - an elephant” and give the floss a tug when they turned to look. Even after they caught on, they made me say the phrase everytime I pulled a tooth for them.

    For any parents just getting into that phase, here’s another tip - give them a freeziepop or popsicle first and have them hold it against the base of the tooth for a few minutes. Helps to numb it so they don’t feel anything, and once it’s pulled they get the freeziepop as a reward.

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    llewann  about 16 years ago

    He must have anti-glare on this monitor. I would be able to see whatever it was in the glare.

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    lisa4romMpls  about 16 years ago

    My husband swears at the computer when its beating him at checkers - I’ll have to show this to him.

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    mrprongs  about 16 years ago

    This is how Skynet began.

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