FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 11, 2009
February 10, 2009
February 12, 2009
Transcript:
Peter: Mom says dinner's in a half hour. Jason: Hee hee Peter: What's so funny? Jason: I have to give Valentine's Cards to all the girls in my class this year, and I just came up with the perfect idea. I'll go to the grocery store, buy a blob of steak, chop it up, put a bit in each envelope and write, "for you, Valentine, a piece of my heart." Peter: You know, five years from now when you can't buy yourself a date... Jason: Now, for Eileen Jacobson, who likes me, I'll need to find something even grosser.
margueritem almost 16 years ago
A bit of calf brain, perhaps?
Net1360 almost 16 years ago
Oh, I remember this storyline from 1998. It’s even sicker now then it was back then.
trekbaby716 almost 16 years ago
I suggest Liver. It’s slimier and leaves a nasty trail. hehehe
cruncher3 almost 16 years ago
you could put a mirror in it
cleokaya almost 16 years ago
I suggest a slug and toss a little salt in for good measure.
Smartone2000 almost 16 years ago
Peter listened to my comment yesterday:)
chinook2 almost 16 years ago
Jason on Valentines day differs from Lio on valentines day
Keith Messamer almost 16 years ago
Lio would use a real heart.
Nechyfer over 15 years ago
LOVE LIO and theFOXES
doctorwho29 over 5 years ago
You must admit, there is something really creative about that.