FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 05, 2009
March 04, 2009
March 06, 2009
Transcript:
Andy: Jason, you haven't touched your dinner at all! Jason: Sorry, Mom, I'm on a super crash diet. Andy: What?? You're nothing but skin and bones as it is! Jason: I know, but if I want to travel back in time, I need to get my body's rest mass down to absolute zero so that I can exceed the speed of light. It's a pain, but that stuff I told Eileen Jacobson last week has got to be undone. Andy: So this crash diet has nothing to do with my serving eggplant loaf tonight? Jason: Totally a coincidence. But I appreciate the help.
margueritem almost 16 years ago
snerk!
alyssaanne007 almost 16 years ago
yuck!!! Andy needs to cook REAL food!!!!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 16 years ago
Actually, when prepared properly, eggplant is pretty good!
GuntotingLiberal almost 16 years ago
Assuming she’s got the preparing decent, maybe she just needs help with presentation and creative naming. Who would expect any kid to eat something with “loaf” in the name anyway… doesn’t Andy know that’s why meatloaf gets such a bad rap even though it’s nummy?
txmystic almost 16 years ago
I shudder to think what she had to add to get the eggplant to take on the consistency of a loaf…
Mkim1526 almost 16 years ago
Lots of garlic and onions and vinegar LOTS OF IT
Smartone2000 almost 16 years ago
Is she TRYING to kill them???
cruncher3 almost 16 years ago
WOW GO COMICS GOT UPDATED
Virtualjump almost 16 years ago
Jason’s gonna go face-to-face with Einstein.
Virtualjump almost 16 years ago
Head-to-head, I mean. These anatomy idioms are so confusing.
chinook2 almost 16 years ago
he went this far…because of valentine’s day? lol