Ziggy: ...Why would a toaster have a panic button?
For the same reason it also has a setting that turns bread into uneadible carbon.
The panic button sucks back all the smoke from burned toast.
It sounds off just before your toast turns into a fire hazard.
The comments are funnier than the comic this time around
for when you have no bread
I alreadey have a smoke alarm
these comments ARE funny
Something else to quit working just when you need it. I went through 3 microwaves last year.
wow silverpearl! i’ve still got the first one i bought (so long ago i can’t even remember how long ago it was).
Hit the button and see! Discover the secret double life of the toaster. My clothes dryer needs a panic button.
The triple-loop toaster design is iconic. Does anyone remember what brand that was?
@ pschearer: It’s a *”Toastmaster” *I have one. It was my parent’s wedding present, whic means it is 60 years old, and it still works. I use it all the time.
Just checked my toaster, it has a ‘cancel’ button. PANIC would probably be more accurate.
It’s a Cylon! (Frakkin’ toasters)
June 27, 2016
June 28, 2021
Jaws2z over 15 years ago
For the same reason it also has a setting that turns bread into uneadible carbon.
Northwoodser over 15 years ago
The panic button sucks back all the smoke from burned toast.
alondra over 15 years ago
It sounds off just before your toast turns into a fire hazard.
GROG Premium Member over 15 years ago
The comments are funnier than the comic this time around
comicgirl1000 over 15 years ago
for when you have no bread
lewisbower over 15 years ago
I alreadey have a smoke alarm
Nighthawks Premium Member over 15 years ago
these comments ARE funny
Silverpearl over 15 years ago
Something else to quit working just when you need it. I went through 3 microwaves last year.
yyyguy over 15 years ago
wow silverpearl! i’ve still got the first one i bought (so long ago i can’t even remember how long ago it was).
MILDOG172 over 15 years ago
Hit the button and see! Discover the secret double life of the toaster. My clothes dryer needs a panic button.
pschearer Premium Member over 15 years ago
The triple-loop toaster design is iconic. Does anyone remember what brand that was?
Shikamoo Premium Member over 15 years ago
@ pschearer: It’s a *”Toastmaster” *I have one. It was my parent’s wedding present, whic means it is 60 years old, and it still works. I use it all the time.
johnparadox over 15 years ago
Just checked my toaster, it has a ‘cancel’ button. PANIC would probably be more accurate.
Keith Messamer over 15 years ago
It’s a Cylon! (Frakkin’ toasters)