As Groucho used to ask:How do you get down from an elephant?You don’t, you get down from a duck.
No I didn’t hear that on the radioMy Dad, er, Grandpa told me.
Mom’s jokes of last week about the woman in MIchigan who’s car was hit by a goose (she is ok, the car and the goose, not so much) — he didn’t honk first. when he hit, she got goose bumps.
GoodQuestion, GROAN! :-)
You don’t have to be that old, Lew. He might have told that one on Carson. (Okay, I’m old too.)
I remember Carson! Watched it growing up at my mother’s knee, I was but a wee one back then! :-D
Carson? Isn’t he that youngster, took over from Jack Paar?
Carson, Don Rickles, and Dean Martin are all in my DVD collection, complete. But they are only viewed as history. Been 39 too long.
February 08, 2017
lewisbower over 13 years ago
As Groucho used to ask:How do you get down from an elephant?You don’t, you get down from a duck.
No I didn’t hear that on the radioMy Dad, er, Grandpa told me.
bjb2book Premium Member over 13 years ago
Mom’s jokes of last week about the woman in MIchigan who’s car was hit by a goose (she is ok, the car and the goose, not so much) — he didn’t honk first. when he hit, she got goose bumps.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 13 years ago
GoodQuestion, GROAN! :-)
ChukLitl Premium Member over 13 years ago
You don’t have to be that old, Lew. He might have told that one on Carson. (Okay, I’m old too.)
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 13 years ago
I remember Carson! Watched it growing up at my mother’s knee, I was but a wee one back then! :-D
JP Steve Premium Member over 13 years ago
Carson? Isn’t he that youngster, took over from Jack Paar?
lewisbower over 13 years ago
Carson, Don Rickles, and Dean Martin are all in my DVD collection, complete. But they are only viewed as history. Been 39 too long.