Lio by Mark Tatulli for May 23, 2011

Like a tap dripping all night…

So this is how Lio waxes poetic.

“Earworm” takes on a whole new meaning …

Easy fellas… ^ *

Subliminal messaging….works all the time.

That’s one way to drum up support, but he’d better not hammer on it too hard or she’ll drop an anvil on his head when she sees him again.

Childish, lewd and crude. Keep em coming

“Now that I’ve got your ear…”

The worst case of tinnitus Eva has ever had.

Would have been funnier to have her use a Q-tip to dig him out.

Now he’s too small to work the enlarging beam. What? Forgot to invent that first?

While you’re in there, rewire her brain so she’ll love you! (Internal hypnosis…)

Quick, Lio! Show us the old maxim “In one ear and out the other.”

Whispering sweet nothings in her ear.

@ BillThompson – nice…

If Lio’s lucky he’ll run into Raquel Welch while he’s in there.

Ears to you, Lio.

I’ve seen some strange things in ears before, but never anything like Lio.

I’ve seen this one! He finally swims out her tear duct. (Always wondered why Donald Pleasence didn’t grow up like the rest of them!)

^ They corrected that in the book — which was written AFTER the movie was made, but released first, to give the movie an air of sci-fi “legitimacy”…