FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 28, 2009
Transcript:
Andy: What's this? Peter: My proposed menu for dinner. Andy: I have my physics final first thing tomorrow morning, so I figured I should probably eat a really good meal tonight. Sort of like they do in competitive sports? Peter: I was thinking more like they do on death row. Andy: You know, it's funny- I never got these ulcer pains back when I was taking exams. Peter: By the way, in case I didn't specify, those should each be two-pound lobsters.
wndrwrthg over 15 years ago
You’ll get crawdads and like it.
skeeterhawk over 15 years ago
Ha! It should have stopped at the third panel. That was the funnier part. But … She aught to tell him that if he fails a test, his next meal will be crow (close to crawdad, eh?)
LibrarianInTraining over 15 years ago
I dunno. Isn’t seafood brain food?
Northwoodser over 15 years ago
Expecting his parents to pay those prices for lobster, means his brain hasn’t fully developed yet.
alyssaanne007 over 15 years ago
lol food!
Saucy1121 Premium Member over 15 years ago
Do they make tofu lobster?
Smiley Rmom over 15 years ago
You know he’s not too smart - he’s asking Andi to cook. He’d enjoy the meal more if they went to a restaurant.
farren over 15 years ago
If they do, they should be shot.
musicnut1986 over 15 years ago
Saucy, if anyone could make tofu lobster, Andy could or would at least try. She would also make the prime rib out of tofu. At least the 10 pounds of baked potatoes would be real (we hope).
gopuppy over 15 years ago
Yeah Saucy1121, tofu lobster - take an eggplant, scoop out the innards, stuff with tofu and cover everything with a generous portion of paprika!
metawarr566 over 15 years ago
well, can’t blame him for trying.