FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 07, 2009
Transcript:
Peter: Paige, I need some advice. Pagie: About what? Peter: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and wasn't sure how I should cut it. Paige: You mean into rectangles or triangles. Peter: Actually, I meant with a knife or a saw. Paige: Did the table always tilt like that?
beanbag over 15 years ago
Would you like some bread with that ham & cheese?
zhandros over 15 years ago
Now that’s a SANDWICH!
possiblekim over 15 years ago
I agree Zhandros…. Peter should be a chef. :D
gtsagan over 15 years ago
Power saw. Watch the fingers.
weatherwoman1 over 15 years ago
Forget the power saw. Try a high intensity laser. Or possibly something nuclear powered.
scottcpa over 15 years ago
I’m hungry already!
cleokaya over 15 years ago
Peter, let me introduce you to Dagwood. Maybe someday you will have a sandwich named after you too.
Rakkav over 15 years ago
Yes, Peter is definitely Dagwood’s heir apparent.
Smiley Rmom over 15 years ago
I wonder if he realizes there’s a bone in that ham? If not, he might break a tooth.
tmcelmurry over 15 years ago
The bone can be used as a tooth pick after the meal is done. Stick with the power saw, but make sure to use a clamp to hold the corners of the sandwich while cutting, don’t want it to slide to the side and make a mess. :)
kfaatz925 over 15 years ago
A ham, a cheese, what more do you need?
mrprongs over 15 years ago
Ask Jason to build you a Light Sabre.
tamara_mr over 15 years ago
the grocery bill must be so expensive!