FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 29, 2009

can’t she just sell them? and gain monopoly in the zucchini market

Grind up some of the little suckers and toss them in brownie mix. The brownies come out uber moist and chewy but with extra vitamins.

Add a little tofu to that and you have some guilt therapy as well. :)

How about crushing them up and sending them back to dirt they came from and plant taco’s, burgers and pizza next year?

take them to the nearest food pantry!!!!

If you throw them on the compost pile you get more zucchini plants

How much you want to bet it’s zucchini ice cream too?

idwiz123: great idea! also the local farmer’s market!

How can you tell when zucchini goes bad?

You’re supposed to use the zucchini for bait when the blues are running.

Ahser it is not so easy to sell zucchini or even give it away. It seems that EVERYONE grows too much of the stuff and is trying to get rid of it. Parking your car is a good way to get it stuffed with zucchini.

Zucchini is a very prolific plant, One vine will supply more than enough! And zucchini bread is VERY good!! And you can freeze zucchini bread, or freeze the zucchini, if you’re going to cook with it!

Okay, Drystyha’s cooking class is over for today! Sorry!! :-)

Zucchini, zucchini ZUCCHINI!!! The Foxes are getting sick of zucchini!

I’m sure there are tacos in the garden: wheat or corn for the tortillas and onion, lettuce, tomato, jalapeños, pinto beans, whatever for the fixings; they’ll have to get their own farm for chicken, beef, cheese, and sour cream. Hold the zucchini, though.

Yuck!!!

Sadly, Jason missed his opportunity to use the “Remote Controlled Stove” again…

Freeze dry the zucchini and send it to southern Sudan where the people are being starved to death by their evil government.

That’s one of the problems with the way our world is set up - it would be so much better if we could plant tacos and hamburgers, bacon and steaks, maybe some ham…..I LOVE meat, but we are using so much in resources to grow it for a rapidly expanding population, not to mention the constant slaughtering to get it in the nice clean packages at the store. Yes, I still have my bacon and eggs in the morning, and BBQ a steak at night, but I can see the problem.

“How can you tell when zucchini goes bad?”

When it starts driving over the speed limit, smoking and stealing stuff?

is that supposed 2 be funny, gopuppy?

Yeah. Zuchini brownies=so good.

Two words, Andy: FARMERS MARKET!