FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 11, 2009
Transcript:
Andy: Jason, why is your light on?! It's practically midnight! Jason: I cant' go to sleep, Mom. Andy: Insomnia? Jason: No, I spent all evening watching Peter play "Tomb Raider II" and now I'm scared to close my eyes. Andy: Honestly. How many times do I have to tell you not to play those violent games before bedtime? Jason: ...of, Mom? Mom? Where'd you go?! Mom?! Lara Croft: Hi, sweetlips. Ready to get this dream under way?
Bulverde281 over 15 years ago
Good grief!!!???
Ronshua over 15 years ago
Those bazookas look like what about 38 caliber ? Big trouble in bedtime city .
ejcapulet over 15 years ago
It’s the lips that scare me!
Rakkav over 15 years ago
This could be worse, Jason. This could be anime.
lewisbower over 15 years ago
Growing up is such fun
comicsnoob over 15 years ago
Where have those lips been?
cleokaya over 15 years ago
I don’t know about Jason, but I am definitely ready for the dreams to begin.
dicatduke over 15 years ago
For Jason, a nightmare…..for most other guys, a dream you don’t want to wake up from!!!!
TemporalParadox over 15 years ago
Most of the time I want to say Jason’s not gay, he just hasn’t “discovered” women yet. Then there’s strips like this…
Rakkav over 15 years ago
Oh, Jason’s just not “discovered” women yet – depend on it. Some boys go through this stage. When he does discover women, odds are he’ll make up for lost time in a big, big way (no pun intended).
macduff93 over 15 years ago
He’s not a gun person? At least he knows it’s caliber and not caliper. Caliper has to do with brakes. Caliber has to do with ammo.
Ronshua over 15 years ago
These are American large caliber . There is a .58 in the old USSR . Jason’s anime looks to me like a 38 cal. I say 38 very SPECIAL to a prepuberty little kid . I’ve been wrong in the past she could be .45 or .58 .
9x25mm Dillon 38 Short Colt 38 Long Colt 38 Special 357 Magnum 357 Maximum 38 S&W 9mm Makarov 41 Long Colt 40 S&W 10mm Auto 400 Cor-Bon 40 Super 41 Remington Magnum 44-40 WCF 44 Russian 44 Special 44 Remington Magnum 44 Automag (44 AMP) 440 Cor-Bon 445 Super Magnum 44 Colt 45 GAP 45 ACP45 Auto Rim
460 Rowland
45 Super 45 Colt (Long Colt) 454 Casull 460 S&W Magnum 455 Webley Mark 2 45 Schofield 475 Linebaugh 480 Ruger 50 Action Express 500 S&W Special 500 S&W Magnum 500 LinebaughTemplo S.U.D. over 15 years ago
Good grief indeed, Bulverde281.
And it looks like Lara has fish lips.
rainman5353 over 15 years ago
Okay Ronshua, what is the largest caliber handgun ammo commonly sold?
yyyguy over 15 years ago
big?
Ushindi over 15 years ago
Largest commonly sold? I would have to say any of the 50 calibers, now that they’re getting popular - the half-inchers (the S&W 500 magnum and the .50 cal. Desert Eagle are basically the same caliber). I can still remember when my Smith & Wesson .357 Magnum was the most powerful handgun made - those days are way past.
nomwein over 15 years ago
Ronshua: ur a TOTAL gun geek!!!!
Virtualjump over 15 years ago
Wet dreams?
Ronshua over 15 years ago
Most Popular In Handgun Ammunition
45 Colt (Long Colt)
500 S&W Magnum
380 ACP
32 ACP
38 Super
38 S&W I was told the 45 Colt long’s # one .
Ronshua over 15 years ago
I’m really not a gun nut any more . But I do still hand loads for ” Old Bessie ” my 105 MM HOWITZER . So there you have it in a bullet SHELL .
To tell the truth , I haven’t smeld burnt gun power in so long . I wouldn’t make a pimple no a good gun nuts trigger finger .
SaveOftenX3 over 13 years ago
why cant i have a dream with laura croft
FoxtrotFan over 6 years ago
Well, goodbye, chance to sleep, it was fun while it lasted.
Are2Dee2 10 months ago
Haha. This should be good.