Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for February 11, 2010
February 10, 2010
February 12, 2010
Transcript:
Man: You bought me " Professional strength deodorant?" Are there professional sweaters? Is there a professional sweaters tour? Is that better or worse than being an amateur sweater? Woman: Let it go.
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glslightning almost 15 years ago
It’s not how much you sweat, it’s how odiferous your sweat is!!! Apparantly she thinks you’re a professional stinker!
Yukoneric almost 15 years ago
I still stink on one side, though. Yes, it’s the left side. Yes, I’m waiting for left guard……..
freeholder1 almost 15 years ago
This is EXACTLY the question to ask your wife when she buys you something you didn’t ask for. That way you can buy her lots of extra stuff on Valentine’s day.
jimpow almost 15 years ago
Must be Valentine’s Day. She gets Chanel No. 5, he gets deodorant and she thinks that’s an even deal.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 15 years ago
In Richard Thompson’s “Richard’s Poor Almanac” (he now does “Cul de Sac”), he printed a guide to the decoding of Valentine’s Day gifts. Included were:
Scented bath salts: “I love you, but you have smell issues.” Expensive perfume: “The bath salts aren’t working.”
(My actual favorites were: A single, perfect rose: “I love you anal-retentively.” A single, perfect chocolate: “I love you, but I got hungry.”)