PreTeena by Allison Barrows for July 19, 2009

I thought she’d look in there and say, “Hey you can’t take this! It’s my_ ! (fill in the blank)

i agree.

me too. People usually only want to throw away the OTHERS junk

Brett Sommers: “It’s my – derrierre.” Charles Nelson Reilly: “It’s my – heiny.” Fannie Flagg: “It’s my – bowling trophy. (beat) Why? What’d you expect me to say?”