The Doozies by Tom Gammill for October 12, 2009

What lovely displays…

How does one preserve dinosaur flatulence?

I’ll bet they have a big problem with flies….

Do they require degrees in scatology to get that gig?

Must be a shltty job, and tough to get used to the smell.

…it’s like some weird Twilight Zone episode…

The Farts & Craps Museum? Is that kind of like “The Jerk Store?”

Hey TG is the phone pink for breast cancer awareness? If it is kudoos to you:-)

I don’t know how this one got past the censors. Heads will roll! Happy Columbus Day, everybody!

Reminds me of my niece, Christina. Once when my Dad was taking her to Smart & Final, she asked if they were going to F@rt & Smile.

I’m proud of you, Tom. I thought I was the only one who did fart and poop jokes around here!

Now I’m sorry I did it. I meant it as a “switcheroo” joke, not a fart joke. Sorry if I upset people.

Didn’t upset me! I thought it was great! It read as a switcheroo, but it had that little something extra!

Somebody’s turning this industry on its ear!

And I say, it’s about darn-tooting time.

Mr. Glynn – I didn’t mean to be no trouble. It was a “switcheroo” joke, honest!