Prickly City by Scott Stantis for August 15, 2004

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Carmen: Oh, Winslow, that's just an urban legend. Winslow: But Carmen, I've seen 'em with my own two eyes! Regulator: Ah-ha! Helmet mandatory! Elbow pads! Wrist guards! Carmen: That rope was a gift from my Grandma! Regulator: Gift tax! Gotta protect folks from second-hand jumping! Now, have fun! Carmen: It's true! I... I never saw them coming! Then Bam! Suck the fun out of everything! Roving packs of liberal regulators! Winslow: They prefer to be called "nanny-state commandos"...