B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for October 05, 2010

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    George Arnold  about 14 years ago

    The truth be known!

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    COWBOY7  about 14 years ago

    How would the little tyke know?!

    (Good Morning Fellow BCers!)

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    Yukoner  about 14 years ago

    Properly translated it says “I have money”

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    Coyoty Premium Member about 14 years ago

    I, ant, got no more money. She’s a teacher, after all.

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    lewisbower  about 14 years ago

    They say the high from gambling is the same as cocaine. Never crashed my car coming home from the track.

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    treeologist  about 14 years ago

    He must be Australian like me. They learn young here. lol

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    taker48  about 14 years ago

    E for effort kid, but not how I think she wants to fix it

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    Little Miss Tink  about 14 years ago

    It’s “I don’t have any more money”.

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    cdward  about 14 years ago

    Or “I have no more money.” Ah there are so many variations.

    Of course, “I’m broke” is pretty good.

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    waynl  about 14 years ago

    Went to Atlantic City in a $50,000 Mercedes.

    Came home in a $100,000 bus.

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    rockngolfer  about 14 years ago

    The “What’s in your wallet” people might help

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    jkoskov  about 14 years ago

    So if she’s a teacher, why isn’t she using a “liberal” context? Must be 1st year.

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    GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago

    I doubt gamblers unanimous will be able to fix it either.

    Good Morning, Fellow Cave Dwellers.

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    gobblingup Premium Member about 14 years ago

    I bet it would.

    Good morning, Fellow Cave Dwellers!

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    MattsWife67  about 14 years ago

    hahahahaha

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    Trainwreck_1  about 14 years ago

    Write a song by the same name and makes lots of money… Oh wait it’s already been done!

    http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/b/bobseger/aintgot_no_money.html

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    pamlicorat  about 14 years ago

    Good Morning All

    An English Professor is lecturing his class on double negatives and says, “Two negatives make a positive but there is no example of two positives making a negative.” To this the student in the back of the class says, “Yeah right.”

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    yyyguy  about 14 years ago

    wasn’t “Ain’t Got No” one of the songs in Hair ?

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    Jml58  about 14 years ago

    Lottery is a tax imposed on people who don´t do the math.

    I never said I do the math.

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    GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago

    What’s that on the the desk/table in front of the class, Dogsniff?. Good to see ya.

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    whiteaj  about 14 years ago

    Ants got boobs?

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    Nebulous Premium Member about 14 years ago

    @whitet3260 There are plenty of boobs out there with aunts, why not the reverse?

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    COWBOY7  about 14 years ago

    Hey there, Dogsniff. Been a while?

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    Neanderthal  about 14 years ago

    A grammar book, then run.

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    Coyoty Premium Member about 14 years ago

    That syntax works for Marty Feldman and the Rolling Stones.

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    tsandl  about 14 years ago

    It should be: “I ain’t got no mo’ money, fool!” You can, of course, substitute more explicit appellations for “fool.”

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    Trisha_Evenstar  about 14 years ago

    LMAO! this still has me giggling!

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