Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 09, 2010

I thought one urn fit all?

Blanch is about to make an ash of herself.

She just wants to burn off that fat.

LOL! :-))

At her weight, human combustion isn’t spontaneous.

Love the comments and I can’t think of anything better.

If all else fails, Blanche, try a funeral pyre. There’s enough spam around here to provide the fuel…

Blanch’s weight loss would be well-urned.

Ahhh, women, thy name is vanity!

“Ode to a Size Six Urn.” Written in Greek.

(That’s a famous poem, if you are confused)

lol, tbree!!

Ladies and Gentlemen

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Remember. SPAM-BE-GONE. The latest product of the renown Fly by Night Industries, so you know it works!!

*VBT - this is the currency unit, much like USD or EUR. Wander over to the Big Top to experience virtual cuisine to rival Hell’s Kitchen at nearly any hour.

Diet like Marie. but then, if you also have eight kids, some things never do shrink back to the right size.