Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 12, 1998

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Caption: The first pole vault... Man: Look...I was in the bookstore today, and a famous poet was there signing his book! Boy: I didn't know you read poetry. Man: Uh...I don't. Boy: Do you know anyone who reads poetry? Man: Ummm...no. Boy: So how does that make him famous to you? Man: Well...he won a pulitzer. Where are you going? Boy: Acting class. I need to brush up on feigning to be impressed. Man: That's a rather poor attitude towards your future heirloom, Mister!! Boy (out of frame): Oh, great. More acting lessons...