Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 09, 1999

Transcript:

Man: ...So the princess secretly taped the conversation between the prince and his mistress, leaked it to the media, and separated happily ever after. "Modern Fairy Tales" Man: Thanks to the internet, light is being shed on a 52 year conspiracy of silence by the media... No one is quite sure why this information has been cloaked in secrecy... ...but the most popular theory is that it has something to do with the infamous "Area 51"... They don't want you to know that the 53rd annual reuben awards was held last night in San Antonio, and...wait... Shhh - someone's coming...hide!! Man 2: You're not down there boring readers with your self-aggrandizing delusions again, are you toon-boy?! Man: N-n-no, sir...just,um, ordering a bowl of gruel for lunch... Here's where togo to get the whole story, if you get caught, you don't know me, ok?