Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 22, 2001
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July 23, 2001
Transcript:
Ele...in the time before Man. Slick: Time for your press conference, kid...Here's your response to their questions. Jorge: Gosh, how do you know what they'll ask, Uncle Slick? Slick: Less is more, kid. It doesn't matter what they ask, it only matters what we tell them. Jorge: Okie dokie... Reporter: Emporer Flush...can you explain exactly why you decided to... Jorge: It's the previous regime's fault! Reporter: Uh...traditionally, we get to complete our predictable questions before you pretend to answer them, sir... Jorge: I'm a unificaterer, not a divider-upper! Reporter: Thank you, sir...much better. Politician: Oh, how I love this guy!
