Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 09, 2009

It would be a lot cheaper.

You may get better bed-side manner, too.

Might as well get your exhaust manifold gasket replaced too while you’re there.

He’ll get a full tune-up and his spare tire liposuctioned for less money.

That’s what you get for going to a veterinarian.

If that Mechanic is Union it could be financial collapse .

With that an exponential increase of mal-practice will likely occur.

Someone’s going to get burned.

same difference, except in the other one,they call it a valve job and the surgeon will have dirty fingernails and won’t be wearing gloves……

costs the same, though

I wonder if the mechanic’s name is Irv and if there’s a pink ‘59 Desoto in one of his repair stalls.

Oh, “Wizard of Id” is in the Middle Ages? Well, it’s the cartoon Middle Ages. Besides, ‘59 Desotos look like something from the Middle Ages.

True that, White. 59 Desoto’s are from the middle ages…my era.