Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 24, 2009

  1. Veggie tales
    Yukoner  about 15 years ago

    Yeh, you freeze it first.

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    EarlWash  about 15 years ago

    Not that much bronze in all the kingdoms.

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  3. Hyacinth macaw
    sjoujke  about 15 years ago

    Why bother bronzing it, or encrusting it with diamonds? It’s the thought that counts!

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  4. Senmurv
    mrsullenbeauty  about 15 years ago

    Ha ha, I gave at the office.

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    vlechtja  about 15 years ago

    Better than bronzing steam it.

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  6. Grog poop
    GROG Premium Member about 15 years ago

    Yup, given what the Fink has given his subjects,, I think steamed manure would make a much better statement.

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  7. Dirt bed
    CliffG.I.Woes  about 15 years ago

    Could we send it to Washington D.C.?

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    EarlWash  about 15 years ago

    And don’t forget the suppositories.

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    DoraDingle  about 15 years ago

    Trust me, he has tons of it!

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    lazygrazer  about 15 years ago

    The King outlawed the bronzing of manure ‘cause it causes bigger welts when he gets hit with it.

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    boldyuma  about 15 years ago

    Yes…you can bronze manure….but…. you can’t polish a turd…..

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    joefish625  about 15 years ago

    first off, you place said manure into a paper bag, set paper bag ablaze, ring doorbell, run away…

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