Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 01, 2002
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Parents: Happy birthday, Homer! Homer: gasp Oh, boy! Just what I always wanted... ...My own pet opossum!! He's so cute! What do you think I should call him? Father: Uh... How about "fresh meat"? Homer: Hmm...OK. I'm going outside to play with Fresh Meat. Let me know when dinner's ready. Mother: Ah, yes...Let the good times roll, Mister Subtle. Homer in the Dark Ages... The year is A.D. 656, and Homer has already beaten the odds in this bleak period of history by reaching his 5th birthday. Next week: The Dark Rages.