Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 25, 2005

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Man: Hey...what's she doing? Santa Claus: Sending my signal for backup and foiling your plans to steal Christmas! Danae: I am? Man: You're bluffing, Claus...it would take wealth and benevolence beyond that of mortal men to complete your tasks!! Santa: Who said anything about a man? Man: You don't mean...no...no... Oprah Winfrey: Stedman....tell the book club I'm going to be a little late. I have to go save Christmas... Stedman: Again?! Danae: I wonder what it's gonna take to get you off the naughty list next year, Danae.... And now the conclusion of the great Christmas cave adventure....Meanwhile, in a magical castle high atop a hill overlooking Montecito, California.... So the adventure comes to a happy end. Santa Claus was rescued and Christmas was saved from the clutches of evil. As our weary heroes head home, one question about the future of Christmas remains....