Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 03, 2006

Transcript:

Lucy: Um... Mr. Lazarus down the street is 106 years old. Danae: Well, that makes him a heretic, doesn't it? Lucy: Of course. How silly of me. How we got here according to the Church of Danae. The Almighty was bored, so she (that's right... she) created everything in just one day... because she can double task. And this all happened 100 years ago.