Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 30, 2008
Transcript:
Capt. Eddie: Uh... hey theah, l'il fella... wheah'd you come from? Cat: Approximately 10.5 million years in the future. Capt. Eddie: So what brings you heah? Cat: I just wanted to observe humankind at their peak before the mass extinction event. I'd also like to bring back some artifacts with me that represent the greatest accomplishments of human existence. Capt. Eddie: ... so I gave him a bottle of shipyahd ale and a roll of duct tape. Flo: Wait... go back... he wanted to see us befah what?
mfboyd almost 16 years ago
Wait, no WD-40!
pima0101 almost 16 years ago
or sliced bread!!
limarick almost 16 years ago
I guess Capt. Eddie couldn’t give up his “Pocket Fisherman”.
markj0119 almost 16 years ago
The Terminator experiment that failed.
wndrwrthg almost 16 years ago
I’m surprised that he was not given a bass-o-matic.
GordonBarrett almost 16 years ago
Clearly a Palin supporter.
AKHenderson Premium Member almost 16 years ago
I bet the duct tape would have played a role in preventing the mass extinction…
Jello-08 almost 16 years ago
The “Lil’ Fella” looks like Capt. Eddie’s Cat
Logicman almost 16 years ago
He he – WD-40 and Duct tape: the only two home-repair supplies you need: If it moves and it shouldn’t: Duct Tape. If it doesn’t move and it should: WD-40!
hobbes_roolz almost 16 years ago
truly man’s greatest 2 accomplishments.