Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 23, 2008
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Transcript:
Lucy: You only make time move slower when you fixate on it, Danae. Danae: Then how can I speed it up? Lucy: By ignoring it... if you occupy your mind with something else, time seems to go by fast. Danae: Oh... so time is mostly conceptual? Lucy: Yep. Danae: Which means clocks and calendars are just arbitrary measurements of time? Lucy: Yep. Danae: Which means we might as well start opening Christmas presents now! Lucy: Ye...uh... wait.
h2oman almost 16 years ago
I guess if your a kid or retired clocks and calendars are arbitary, I don’t think I can go into work late and tell my boss that.
Wildmustang1262 almost 16 years ago
Danae, not ready to open presents yet! Just wait till Xmas Eve or Day
ARF2 almost 16 years ago
Listen to her Danae. You’re getting good advice, straight from the horse’s mouth.
flammable_feline almost 16 years ago
I doubt Danae has been a very good girl over the year, Santa is probably bringing her coal.
wndrwrthg almost 16 years ago
Wouldn’t a gift of coal in wintertime be a blessing?
zhuanshalaji almost 16 years ago
coal or an investment in fireproof safe’s…
jaydubya58 almost 16 years ago
I hear there’s a shortage of good little girls & boys this year & Santa’s cutting back the elve’s hours rather than lay anyone off. So if you kids don’t want the guilt of shivering & hungry elves on your conscious this year, you’d better be good! ;-)
attyush almost 16 years ago
Why does Santa always go down the chimney? Because it soots him!
Ho Ho Ho…Merry Christmas
flammable_feline almost 16 years ago
wndrwrthg says:
Wouldn’t a gift of coal in wintertime be a blessing?
Hmmmm perhaps. I live in the southern hemisphere, that never occurred to me :-/