Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 28, 2009
Transcript:
Danae: Ah ... balancing the checkbook, eh, Daddy? Well, my Magic Math Method will make that task quick and easy! Just start with the balance you want to have, then simply go back and fill in the number that make it add up! Bob Pyle: So ... what's new, Joe? Joe Pyle: Well ... I finally understand the allure of supply-side economics.
cleokaya over 15 years ago
Out of the mouths of babes.
runar over 15 years ago
Danae hit it right on the head that time.
limarick over 15 years ago
I believe a post from wiley a while back said that Joe’s brother was actually based on the actor Dabney Coleman, not Nixon.
SnowCritter over 15 years ago
Ain’t it just the truth.
pouncingtiger over 15 years ago
Let’s hope Daddy doesn’t do that on his taxes.
Technojunkie over 15 years ago
Sounds more like Keynesian economics to me.
JonD17 over 15 years ago
If I remember correctly, Supplyside Economics was a Reagan theory.
lazygrazer over 15 years ago
You’d think my bank and creditors would have some basic understanding of the Magic Math Method. They don’t.
bmonk over 15 years ago
@grazer, maybe it’s not so much that your bank and creditors don’t know about this method, but that they want a different balance than you. :-)
Radical-Knight over 15 years ago
Yep! Danae has a cabinet post with her name on the door just waiting.
h2oman over 15 years ago
I tried that with my checkbook but I still end up with a -0.00
bmonk over 15 years ago
@h2oman, have you heard about the guy who got a bill from someone saying he owed $0.00, and had to pay up? After trying to fix it for several months, as the story goes, they sent his account to a collection agency, and even put a claim on his bank accounts, freezing them. He finally gave in, quit trying to reach someone who could resolve the issue, and wrote a check for $0.00.
This solved the problem bill, but the next day, his bank had a melt-down. It seems they tried to process a check written for $0.00… .
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 15 years ago
I used to be in banking. You wouldn’t believe the number of customers I had who operated their checkbooks based on that theory!
reynard61 over 15 years ago
@ Drystyha: Well it must have seemed like a pretty good idea, because the banks seem to be trying it now – and with taxpayer money to boot!
GordonBarrett over 15 years ago
“Worked” for awhile, until someone actually did the math! Now the world is broken. Not too worry–the money resides in gated communities.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 15 years ago
Reynard61, which is pretty frightening! You should have seen some of my cutomers!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 15 years ago
GordonBarrett, Yes, I hear gated communities in Costa Rica go REAL cheap! Know a guy & his wife who are going to move there for part of the year! Thye don’t even need glass on their windows, so he says, because there are no bugs and the weather is beautiful year ‘round!
pschearer Premium Member over 15 years ago
To grossly oversimplify a complex issue, ALL real economics is supply-side in the sense that without supply there IS no economics.
So what is non-real economics? Any theory that denies two hundred years of progress and prosperity and thinks that the government does a better job of running an economy than the combined free decisions of hundreds of millions of free, productive people.
JerseyGirl62 over 15 years ago
As someone who struggled with any math beyond beginning algebra, this series with Danae’s Math Method has made me laugh out loud.