Man lost in desert: ? ! OK, first I want to be somewhere else that's a lot cooler and has lots of water ... Genie: As you wish! Man lost in desert: ... and I wish you'd let me finish my sentence ... Genie: sorry
Those short attention span genies are murder!
The power to grant wishes and he can’t even make himself some Ritalin.
I believe it’s less a case of short attention span than premature benefaction.
The polar bear is happy with it. Mmmm munchies!
As you wi… ooh, look - a chicken!
POOPH!—the polar bear got it’s wish!
Tastes like Chicken.
Dinnertime!
My A.D.D. saw Genius, not GENIE :D
Short attention spans are the reasons there are few all-nnews radio stations today.
Ahh, the man got a wrong genie.
This happened to Major Healey ALL THE TIME.
I’m loving alife’s comment!
February 16, 2022
margueritem over 15 years ago
Those short attention span genies are murder!
ejcapulet over 15 years ago
The power to grant wishes and he can’t even make himself some Ritalin.
wndrwrthg over 15 years ago
I believe it’s less a case of short attention span than premature benefaction.
wicky over 15 years ago
The polar bear is happy with it. Mmmm munchies!
sappha58 over 15 years ago
As you wi… ooh, look - a chicken!
lazygrazer over 15 years ago
POOPH!—the polar bear got it’s wish!
Radical-Knight over 15 years ago
Tastes like Chicken.
carmy over 15 years ago
Dinnertime!
alife over 15 years ago
My A.D.D. saw Genius, not GENIE :D
Lyons Group, Inc. over 15 years ago
Short attention spans are the reasons there are few all-nnews radio stations today.
Wildmustang1262 over 15 years ago
Ahh, the man got a wrong genie.
Dirty Dragon over 15 years ago
This happened to Major Healey ALL THE TIME.
erlenkonig over 15 years ago
I’m loving alife’s comment!