Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 21, 2009

Originally catering to the ex-wives of deadbeat dads?

Is the Swine Flew right down the street from the favorite watering hole of Mothers-in-law: The Battleaxe & broomstick?

The castle Anthrax. It’s not a very good name…

when pigs fly….swine flu

This is his second incarnation as a retailer. He owned a pet store a couple of years ago named Bird Flew.

Ok, lets keep this idiocy rolling. He bought it from an Oriental guy who originally named it Asian Flew. I hear he’s thinking about changing it to the H5N1.

“the vessel with the pestle has the pellet with the poison, the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true”

Easy for you to say!

His first pub was called “Fly over the Koo-Koo’s Nest”.

No! The pellet with the poison’s in the flagon with the dragon! The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!

Wicky and DF - Nice going, They broke the chalice from the palace and replaced it with a flagon with a dragon and the pellet with the poison is now in the flagon with the dragon rather than the vessel with the pestle.

SHEESH!!!

For those of you wondering about the exchange wicky and DigitalFrog are having, see this page:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0049096/quotes

The Duchess dove at the Duke just when the Duke dove at the Doge. Now the Duke ducked, the Doge dodged, and the Duchess didn’t. So the Duke got the Duchess, the Duchess got the Doge, and the Doge got the Duke!

Did we hear the sound of pigs; “OINK! OINK!? Ahhhh, we got the SWINE FLU!

He should steal an idea from Terry Pratchett, and call the bar “The Broken Drum”. Obviously, it can’t be beaten.

“ba dum bum…” very good Wiley. (groan)

If you enjoyed that you will probably find these t-shirts funny, someone posted them on a news forum for a swine flew article. Personally #’s 1 & 4 are my favs.

(If you don’t find this stuff funny don’t click on the link and don’t yell at me cause I didn’t think up these t-shirts and I warned you so…)

http://www.printfection.com/SwineFlu

I remember a pub named “The Dirty Bum”. It didn’t do much business either.

danny is rolling…

I laughed just as hard reading the dialogue from The Court Jester as I have watching Danny Kaye perform. Thanks for the laugh.

Try viewing “the inspector general” oh listen to danny do “Anitole of Paris” ….a gas.

I cannot move around the Non Sequitur comic. How do I get to comics from say 2004? Neil Peace