Wow… I don’t know if it is a coincidence or not, but July 9 is a day when millions of people around the commemorate the death of the Báb by firing squad in 1850! See http://news.bahai.org/story/644 or http://www.bahai.us/martyrdom-of-the-bab
Coincidence, Glen? Why, of course not! I’m just SO smart and SO well organized that I came up with this cartoon and scheduled it specifically for this day to see if other smart people would notice!
Alan Watts noticed: Newspaper horoscopes tell you there are twelve people in the world. A complete chart (my mother used to cast them for friends) assumes that you are a reflection of the state vector of the Universe. The hard part is determining your actual release time, when you committed to taking incarnation; not the same as physical birth time. So they say…
pouncingtiger over 15 years ago
I bet he found his obituary.
carmy over 15 years ago
Nah, his obit will be in tomorrow’s paper.
invisifan over 15 years ago
they need to put that on his headstone
lazygrazer over 15 years ago
Horoscope: Good day to duck out from any binding engagements.
gjsjr41 over 15 years ago
A talking star?? What next?
jsprat over 15 years ago
once the trigger is pulled, his paper will be red.
okeedoekee over 15 years ago
What’s red, white and black all over?
DolphinGirl78 over 15 years ago
@jsprat: No pun intended of course… :)
GROG Premium Member over 15 years ago
Leo, beware. Today could be the death of you. Stay in bed.
kfaatz925 over 15 years ago
LOL! The comments are at least as funny as the strip; folks are in fine form today. ;)
bmonk over 15 years ago
As one of my teachers once said, “1600 years ago, St. Augustine had a very good, tight, reasonable argument against horoscopes.
“On the other hand, there aren’t too many columns of quotes from St. Augustine in the daily papers…”
alan.gurka over 15 years ago
Great cartoon! Hope his horrorscope and mine are not the same! (Yes, I know I spelled “horoscope” wrong–pun intended.)
glen.little over 15 years ago
Wow… I don’t know if it is a coincidence or not, but July 9 is a day when millions of people around the commemorate the death of the Báb by firing squad in 1850! See http://news.bahai.org/story/644 or http://www.bahai.us/martyrdom-of-the-bab
Wildmustang1262 over 15 years ago
Did the man who read the newspaper already have his life insurance before those soldiers fire at him for execution.
wndrwrthg over 15 years ago
It reads: “Today is a good day to die”.
Wiley creator over 15 years ago
Coincidence, Glen? Why, of course not! I’m just SO smart and SO well organized that I came up with this cartoon and scheduled it specifically for this day to see if other smart people would notice!
That’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it!
D-i-c-e-R over 15 years ago
I’m a believer, too. The prophet has spoken.
alife over 15 years ago
Your going to chosen for a “Higher” calling:D Or Your going to be the center of attention:D It’s all HOW one looks at it!
Varnes over 15 years ago
Man, being executed sucks……
johnnydoc5 over 15 years ago
meh, what do horoscopes know?
pbarnrob over 15 years ago
Alan Watts noticed: Newspaper horoscopes tell you there are twelve people in the world. A complete chart (my mother used to cast them for friends) assumes that you are a reflection of the state vector of the Universe. The hard part is determining your actual release time, when you committed to taking incarnation; not the same as physical birth time. So they say…