Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 09, 2009

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    pouncingtiger  over 15 years ago

    I bet he found his obituary.

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    carmy  over 15 years ago

    Nah, his obit will be in tomorrow’s paper.

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    invisifan  over 15 years ago

    they need to put that on his headstone

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    lazygrazer  over 15 years ago

    Horoscope: Good day to duck out from any binding engagements.

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    gjsjr41  over 15 years ago

    A talking star?? What next?

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    jsprat  over 15 years ago

    once the trigger is pulled, his paper will be red.

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    okeedoekee  over 15 years ago

    What’s red, white and black all over?

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    DolphinGirl78  over 15 years ago

    @jsprat: No pun intended of course… :)

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    GROG Premium Member over 15 years ago

    Leo, beware. Today could be the death of you. Stay in bed.

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    kfaatz925  over 15 years ago

    LOL! The comments are at least as funny as the strip; folks are in fine form today. ;)

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    bmonk  over 15 years ago

    As one of my teachers once said, “1600 years ago, St. Augustine had a very good, tight, reasonable argument against horoscopes.

    “On the other hand, there aren’t too many columns of quotes from St. Augustine in the daily papers…”

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    alan.gurka  over 15 years ago

    Great cartoon! Hope his horrorscope and mine are not the same! (Yes, I know I spelled “horoscope” wrong–pun intended.)

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    glen.little  over 15 years ago

    Wow… I don’t know if it is a coincidence or not, but July 9 is a day when millions of people around the commemorate the death of the Báb by firing squad in 1850! See http://news.bahai.org/story/644 or http://www.bahai.us/martyrdom-of-the-bab

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    Wildmustang1262  over 15 years ago

    Did the man who read the newspaper already have his life insurance before those soldiers fire at him for execution.

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    wndrwrthg  over 15 years ago

    It reads: “Today is a good day to die”.

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    Wiley creator over 15 years ago

    Coincidence, Glen? Why, of course not! I’m just SO smart and SO well organized that I came up with this cartoon and scheduled it specifically for this day to see if other smart people would notice!

    That’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it!

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    D-i-c-e-R  over 15 years ago

    I’m a believer, too. The prophet has spoken.

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    alife  over 15 years ago

    Your going to chosen for a “Higher” calling:D Or Your going to be the center of attention:D It’s all HOW one looks at it!

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    Varnes  over 15 years ago

    Man, being executed sucks……

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    johnnydoc5  over 15 years ago

    meh, what do horoscopes know?

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    pbarnrob  over 15 years ago

    Alan Watts noticed: Newspaper horoscopes tell you there are twelve people in the world. A complete chart (my mother used to cast them for friends) assumes that you are a reflection of the state vector of the Universe. The hard part is determining your actual release time, when you committed to taking incarnation; not the same as physical birth time. So they say…

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