Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 11, 2009

Noah’s dork.

….and on the eighth day God created the “escape” key.

we’re doomed!

Then, he created the window to throw the computer out of.

So what does it all mean, that Bill Gates is God?

“No, he only thinks he is” - happy Linux user.

New meaning for ‘blue screen of death’

If God is using windows, it´s no wonder the world are in trouble.

no GOD used a program that is called f.r.e.e. w.i.l.l, that lets all people do what ever they want to do had HE can’t do anything about it after the install is complete.

where are Danae, Jeffery and Lars?

Bill Gates is merely the “giver of data”.

Force-quit is a Mac thing. God uses macs, Bill Gates works for Satan? I wouldn’t entirely be surprised myself…

Identical twins are double posts?

So that’s how the dinosaurs became extinct.

Rebooting - the base of all myths????

Hey so you have to be god to get personal I.T help, that wexplains why Ia m still on hold being informed how important my call is.

So God gets to blame all his computer problems are the sinners - must be great being all powerful. I am led to believe that God therefore is a sinner.

Check 9CWL; he looks more like an accountant! (Actually, I miss George Burns’ performances in the role…) I lose much less now, if something hangs in Ubuntu, the OS keeps going!

An Apple a day keeps those reboots away.

So every time I close Google Earth, there’s a flood in that little world?

Archangels are tech geeks; the earth doesn’t have a molten core, it’s a data bank; the heart of the universe is a server array; and we’ll be judged by what’s on our hard disk? COOL!

I’m gonna save some more LOLcats and ‘toons on mine!