Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 24, 2009
Transcript:
Danae: OK...It's not time to panic yet. Jeffrey: Uh...Really? Danae: Yeah...this is the part in a movie when something comes along to save us at the last second. Jeffrey: Um... What does a movie have to do with this? Danae: It's my belief that life is really just a movie. Jeffrey: Oh...OK...In that case, this'd be a good time to yell, "Cut"... Danae: Are you mocking my belief system?
rayannina over 15 years ago
Yes.
carmy over 15 years ago
Oops, I think Lars missed his cue. CUT! Come on people let’s get it together. Take 2, roll ‘em!
Jml58 over 15 years ago
Send in the stunt doubles.
caishuojian over 15 years ago
i admire Danae’s belief system
madKanga over 15 years ago
No, the time to panic is when you hit the grou… SPLAT - too late to panic now.
awktopus over 15 years ago
keep the faith danae! any moment now…. she’s totally right, its true..
madKanga over 15 years ago
Yes, no way Wiley is going to kill off Danae! Sort of takes the fun out of it, doesn’t it?
lazygrazer over 15 years ago
Either this drop is about a mile or this fall was drawn in slow motion.
lewisbower over 15 years ago
Capt Eddie will save them
Allison Nunn Premium Member over 15 years ago
gotta love the smug look on Danae’s face in the fifth panel!
ds133 over 15 years ago
DON”T PANIC!
…At least, not before things get worse.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 15 years ago
Wiley just wants to streech this storyine into the weekend.
GROG Premium Member over 15 years ago
I think it’s more like a game than a movie. And we don’t get mulligans or a chance to reshoot a scene.
alan.gurka over 15 years ago
In a movie with live actors, there’d be a giant air cushion on the ground, and in animated cartoons, there’s always that tree branch hanging out for them to grab hold of, so let’s wait and see what happens tomorrow.
brewwitch over 15 years ago
Danae being politically correct? Oh wait, it is her belief under question.
Never mind.
cleokaya over 15 years ago
Not all movies have a happy ending.
grinstoya over 15 years ago
I respect all belief systems… and now believe I’ll have another drink.
okeedoekee over 15 years ago
What freedom, to freefall and belive.
Trebor39 over 15 years ago
Keeping up a conversation during an endless fall! Just how high up are they?
Nighthawks Premium Member over 15 years ago
either a soft landing, an in flight rescue or a suspension of gravity….. ok, hit me…….
Lurah over 15 years ago
Too true. Tempting to yell “Cut” sometimes, huh?
GROG Premium Member over 15 years ago
Or “Do over”
MotherOfMoses over 15 years ago
Do they have Superman on Mars 3.5?
treered over 15 years ago
where’s the little green box that goes in the lower right corner of the last panel that says “stay tooned”……
wicky over 15 years ago
Something should save them……if not, we will just move on
benbrilling over 15 years ago
Ask the Roadrunner what he would do in this situation. Never mind, he just hits the ground and sinks in several feet. But cheer up, he always survives!
Potrzebie over 15 years ago
hey guys rember that non-sequitur is a literary device:
It is a comment which, due to its apparent lack of meaning relative to what it follows
So expect the two to be saved in some similar manner (maybe captain eddie’s cat opens a wormhole or Ordinary Basil and his friend swoop down on a air-vehicle).
Wiley creator over 15 years ago
I am pleased to see that NONE of you have come even close to guessing what’s going to happen.
Stay ‘tooned!
okeedoekee over 15 years ago
COOL!
Varnes over 15 years ago
brewwitch, you cracked me up! So true……. I laughed out loud. ……(Hey, letters were on sale yesterday….)
Varnes over 15 years ago
Wiley, I know what’s gonna happen. But I ain’t sayin’…. so there….
OneWithTheUniverse over 15 years ago
Gravity on Mars is only about 38% of Earth’s. Maybe the kids will land on Spirit or Opportunity and get their gears working again.
Wiley creator over 15 years ago
Again, this isn’t Mars. It’s Mars 3.5, a twin planet to Earth.
treered over 15 years ago
all the worlds a stage… or is this just a nightmare?
johnnydoc5 over 15 years ago
If no one’s guessed right, then does that mean you already know what is going to happen? How far in advanced do you have this strip written, if you don’t mind my asking?
lazygrazer over 15 years ago
Wiley said: ”I am pleased to see that NONE of you have come even close to guessing what’s going to happen.”
Ok, gang….I see this comment as a challenge to tap into the buzzing mind of Wiley. I accept the challenge…..
I bet those little “bubbly” things following their fall are a meaningful clue….suggesting their suspended in, um….a liquid of sorts?
….Next batter!
Wiley creator over 15 years ago
Comics are produced several weeks before publication.
whitecarabao over 15 years ago
A fall won’t hurt you. It’s the sudden stop at the end that ruins your whole day. Ask Wiley Coyote, he’s an expert – accordion body and all – while the Roadrunner watches the splat!, goes Beep Beep, and runs on his merry way.
caddy.1957 over 15 years ago
Ya can”t change the laws of physics!! Sorry Scotty….that having been said where’s Lars and what’s taking him so long?
jamadison4 over 15 years ago
. “Beam them up” ordered the Captain !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Animekei3 over 15 years ago
I myself share Danae’s belief system….and just like the movies, that cute girl in the cubicle down the hall that I can’t get up the nerve to talk to will walk over to me and kiss me out of the blue, and our whirlwind romance can begin….ah, sweet movies…
madKanga over 15 years ago
Well, the Pterodactyl (or whatever) has already shown signs of intelligence and taste by not eating those disgusting alien lifeforms. I am betting we are about to meet another denizen of Mars 3.5
alife over 15 years ago
Just have’ta “toon” in Seems folks are an impatient lot!!
Want EVERYTHING NOWIt’s in the fullness of time Grasshoppers:D
WalterEPhillips almost 5 years ago
so what?