Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 06, 2009

Lawyers = kindling … sounds more like Heaven to me than Hell.

There’s plenty of lawyers down there…

I always did like this one. (Another favorite is God on talk-back radio).

dude, watch that seventh step. it’s a doozy!

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sombodyshort, hmmmm - wonder why that is ?

Easy - because lawyers have no sense of humor.

Hey Margueritem, aren’t there any bankers down there ??

Sure there are. But they and the economist are on a different staircase.

Who says it is a lawyer? it could be an OSHA lackey. The people who have you put up rails so if someone falls into hot water they CAN’T GET OUT!

Lawyers don’t go to Hell. They just put the rest of us there

Yeah, sue Satan. That’ll make his day.

Is that a hajoteleslam/ayatullah behind the lawyer?

Sue the Prince Of Evil? Not even on your wrost day!

The over 65 walk of health care.

If Satan is a hockey fan there will be box seating for Bettman.

It’s a lawyer alright. He should have been first in line.

I sued the Devil & the Devil won. I sued the Devil & the Devil won.

The devil will always win–he’s been assembling his crack defense team for centuries! And, who do you think the judge or jury of his peers are?

Lawyer in hell? They as comfortable in hell as a politician on a lobbiest junket to St Tropez’. they are right at home.

this is one hell of a way to go.

Well It wouldn’t be hell if you didn’t have somebody complaining about everything.

The Devil’s playground.

hi carmy. how you doing?

I’m gonna raise hell about the deplorable conditions when I get there.

or worse your mother in law

if all dogs go to heaven , then all lawyers go to hell……

oo, I’m going to hell for sweeping my generalizations!

this sounds like our safety man at work but he would be shutting down the job!!

Of course somebody’s begging for a lawsuit. Part of what makes it hell is everyone suing everyone over everything. What makes it hell for the lawyers is that you can’t take it with you, so none of them are getting paid,

I am a criminal defense lawyer in Nashville. One day I was making a batch of chicken salad, and it occurred to me that the biggest difference between a lawyer and an onion is that no one cries while cutting up a lawyer.

All lawyers go to Hell..

Good one JH. Some lawyers can poke fun at themselves, doesn’t make me hate the profession any less, well, a little, I guess.

That could be a litigious American common man.

Only democrats in heck.

He might be better off with an asbestos suit.

No one seems to be addressing the issue - no handrailings on steep stairs is still an OHS issue, in Hell (or Heck) or wherever!

Everybody hates lawyers until they need one. I’m glad we aren’t the ones who decide who goes where. We may all be surprised.

@yyyguy the seventh step looks almost as bad as the one out my back door…which should never be taken when I’m half asleep

see Aug 10, 2010, is that the same guy?!