Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 25, 2009

Now, that just creeps me out!!

More entries for the Last Words cemetery…

NEVER say that!

I bet that’s what the fish thought when the palm tree grew on his back.

As long as they don’t wade in the surf…

Reminds me of “The Adventures of Baron Munchausen.”

Edcole1961, just what I was going to comment.

looks like an average day to me.

What ever you do, don’t light a fire.

The bright side: the fish might swim towards land in which case the “stowaways” can swim ashore.

Obama’s health care plan flow chart?

There is no situation so bad that it can’t get worse and it usually does.

How’d that tree get there?

Could be worse. Could be a cell phone tower.

Hang on to that life preserver. NOW!

That must’ve been the catch pharse used prior to the market meltdown last year.

At least they have some time to do a little fishing.

Never EVER challenge the powers of worse, for they are great and powerful and will smite thee with a fury that humans were not meant to know. I have learned this through many a painful experience as I am related to a few people (aka morons devoid of any sense of self preservation) who constantly utter “well, at least it can’t get any worse!” every time something goes wrong. There is always a worse, always!

Get ready………………..

Get Ready…….

DIVE!!!! DIVE!!!!

i know i have seen a version of this before…i thought i had it saved … but no.

The perfect metaphor for a certain right wing political party.

Wait ‘till he tosses out a line to go fishing.

Oh, they are just baiting the …

Sushi anyone?

I’m pretty sure this has been done before; many times. Wiley, though, does a great job in this version.

Fish dude looks like he’d only eat them if they started acting stupid. Countdown to Homer’s rebirth, and new material, about what, seven days? Thirteen?

All their problems would be solved if they had garlic butter to go with fried monster fish.

Garlic butter? Fry that fish in batter and give a side of fries and tarter sauce. Yum Yum.

Well, Rush could paddle up in a lifeboat.

How much worse can it get? Ask Sinbad.

Maybe they should start a fire…

Garlic butter? Fry that fish in batter and give a side of fries and tarter sauce. Yum Yum.

does sound yummy, but with a pan big enough to fry that suka, they could sail away!

No matter how bad it gets somebody can make a political comment out of it!

What’s the name of the fish with the lure in front it its mouth? This fish has a lure on its back.

The fish with the lure on its head is called Anglerfish. Look him up, its not very pretty but really interesting to look at.