Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 02, 2009

An ambitious but delusional little girl.

Wait until she gets to the part about Lars.

Yup. She did have a motive. And quite the busy summer to back it up with her conspiracy theory an the trip to Mars 3.5 with Lars. But where did she get the time to write all that? I wonder if it’s an incredibly large font.

When that happens, cleokaya, Danae will get a F for all that work she did. The teacher won’t believe her.

The teacher will call her monkey godess from now on

Package it as fiction, send it out (by Heinlein’s five rules) until it sells…

Never trust an unwilling student who suddenly becomes willing, particularly when it’s Danae!

I’ll wait for the Reader’s Digest version, thanks…

Delusional? I thought it was called ‘having an imagination’. Problem with most adults… they’ve forgotten.

Most people today would have “twittered” it.

Cleo, once again, ya beat me to it as far as a comment :0) Guess I’m gonna have to stay up later when I get home, lol

Just like the Health Care Bill.

CALLED IT! I’m betting half of those pages are blank.

How about Cliff’s Notes?

JonD17 - Sorry buddy. I just can’t help myself :-)

Only difference between Danae’s report and a legislative proposal is the little red wagon.

Hey if Ron L. Hubbard could sell Scientology…..Danae will be a millionaire in no time, AND she’ll be the Monkey Goddess.

i wish MY summer was like that!

DF: You may have to wait quite awhile - you might have heard it’s filing for bankruptcy, trying to restructure.

“But the rise of Internet-focused audiences and advertisers has caused profits to decline for over a decade and relegated the pocket-sized periodical to doctors’ offices and senior-citizen homes.” (From Forbes, re: Readers Digest)

There goes recess