Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for October 24, 2009
Transcript:
TV: Don't take if you have difficulty swallowing. Mrs. Hillman: I have that! TV: Or if you develop bloating. Muscle weakness. Gas. Mood changes. Joint pain. Mrs. Hillman: I have that! I have that! I have that! I have that! I have that! Cathy: OR you could develop joy and renewed vitality! Mrs. Hillman: I don't have that. Mr. Hillman: Only the icky thoughts are contagious.
cin34kin about 15 years ago
Cathy’s mother-in-law is a powerful argument for death panels.
alondra about 15 years ago
She’s a hypochondriac like Momma in the Momma comic.
funnyfan928 about 15 years ago
Here’s a thought: let’s have Cathy’s mother-in-law move to the Momma comic and live with Momma..be interesting to see which hypochondriac leaves in disgust first!! BWAHAHAHA!!!
3hourtour Premium Member about 15 years ago
… or if it lasts longer than four hours..
dicatduke about 15 years ago
She needs to find some ladies her age to play cards with. Then they could all complain about their ailments together! I think I said this before….but I love your avitar 3hourtour.
Saucy1121 Premium Member about 15 years ago
Sign her up for a Red Hat club. That will keep her young.
JP Steve Premium Member about 15 years ago
Could they get her interested in volunteering, or would that be too political?
lindz.coop Premium Member about 15 years ago
She needs to get a job – lots of folks of retirement age work – including my husband and myself.
RinaFarina about 15 years ago
I’m not sure, @Saucy1121, if you are saying or implying that Red Hatters spend all their time at meetings complaining about their physical ailments. But I can tell you (as one of them) that we scarcely mention them at all.