Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 03, 2002

Transcript:

Sir Rodney: Time for sentencing, sire King: very well, how do I look? Sir Rodney: Something like my aunt Gertie The defendant will rise for sentencing King: Give him the chair Sir Rodney: We can't do that sire, thats 25,000 volts! It would kill him! King: So? Sir Rodney: He's a minor! You can't sentence him as an adult! King: Why not? Sir Rodney: It's the law sire King: Okay...give the little snip 12,500 volts