Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 18, 2003
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Transcript:
King: Are the peasants assembled? Sir Rodney: Yes, sire Are you really going to give them a tax refund? King: When was the last time you had your head examined? My fellow Id-iots, I had planned to announce a huge tax refund King: But it occurred to me that the rich would get the most King: So, to teach them a lesson there will be no refund at all! Peasants: Yeah, yahoo, yea, whoopie! Hoot, hoot King: It's a hoot being king! Peasants: Yee haw
